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| the current round will run through may 1st. good luck, you stupid fucks. |
CURRENT NEWS: the time is 1:56 pm
| posted at 7:17 AM on July 5, 2008 | | The news just hit the streets today that crystalmeth is at an all time low. Teens are now making and selling the drug in their own backyards. This is causing a shortage of drain cleaner, batteries, and starting fluid. Don't worry, new substances have been added to replace the shortages of other ingredients. |
| posted at 6:35 AM on July 5, 2008 | | The Government has received $34 billion in funding for a new shoot all drug dealers program. The program consists of 300 federal snipers that will simply shoot drug dealers on site. The government will deny all knowledge of the situation leaving many dealers afraid to go outsite. A near term slide downward is coming. |
| posted at 5:02 AM on July 5, 2008 | | Homemade acid is flooding the market! Quality dealers find their product passed by in favor of the cheap, and sometimes very dangerous, alternative. |
| posted at 2:39 AM on July 5, 2008 | | Amy Scharlau is in jail this evening. The 14 year old crack dealer, americas youngest, was caught sneaking crack into her middle school inside the bodies of her barbie dolls. The principal did give her credit, stating with a smirk on his face, "that little Amy... eh... shes a smart one she is!" One the news, many people have peacably assembled outside of the jail and demanded her release. With all these crack heads in one place, you know prices are going to go up! |
| posted at 10:59 PM on July 4, 2008 | | A member of the 98 N*Streetboyz was put in rehab today after becoming addicted to Xanax. The member could not be reached for comment because of all the teenie boppers who descended on the clinic. Adolescent girls have started to take Xanax in hopes they will become addicted and be admitted into the clinic too. |
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